who is “michael soft” and why do i have to buy computers from him?!??
My first question, what gives you the right?
Second, when will you learn?
god and never
Do you know wint?
i am him yes
Did they ever let you fuck the flag?
no but i will fuck your awful post. Lets get real
Should I buy the book if I like shit that sucks?
Have you ever had sex with w/ Qanon ?
you need to tag this NSFW you dick sucker
How big are your muscles? Are you stronger than me?
Hi Dril! I'm curious about your writing process. Do you use a pen or a pencil?
I use the computer
How do you decide which words to misspell?
get OFF my ASS
where do you get off?
go mess up someone elses Ask me anything thread.
Do you ever get frustrated that you've become internet famous but no one knows the creator behind the famous content?
How's your budget looking recently? Still getting enough candles?
Ive reported this crap
hello dril what if seinfeld still tv today?
Get a life shit head
Do you think lenin’s idea of the vanguard party is an effective method to transition into Marx’s ideal version of a communist society?
I think we need to look at the facts
What wisdom can you give a man who hopes to become like you one day?
Hmm I dont know maybe I should write a 390 page book about that and sell it for $8.99
What's your opinion on the "wint but AI" twitter account ?
it's fine if people want to have fun with my posts but its stupid its a piece of shit
Who do you endorse in the 2020 Dem Primary, CEO Dril?
the one thats not a rapist
is it okay to kiss a woman if she doesn't like wwe?
Why dony you ask her!
Do you have any funny anecdotes about the writing of your previous book Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Quest for the Missing Spoon? Did you enjoy working with Andrew Hussie and KC Green?
Shut the fuck up
How many DMs do you get per day, would you estimate?
Also what do you think of @jaboukie?
people have given up on DMing me because they know that i will rip them a new ass hole. theyre cowards
What are your demands?
ask me anything
How did the idea of Dril come to you?
What is "Dril" to you? Is it an artstyle? A way of life? A diet-plan?
a lifestyle brand that nobody thinks is good
As a veteran, do you think the military-industrial complex justifies your smelly fart ass?
you dishonor the uniform by posting this
Who is your favorite gamer?
How much ass is too much ass?
Is the Dril account operated by one person, or a team of people?
me. the one guy
Do your friends and family know your online identity? Do they care?
I tried to keep it secret and failed after like 7 years. But its fine
What's your personal opinion of Derek Estevez-Olsen?
A punk!! In over his head
Why have I not herd of you?
because you dont watch the news jack ass
when will you start doing comedy?
when God puts a gun to my head
Are you roommates with Veggietales Facts?
I dont watch that shit . Its for children
How many pushups is enough to be a real dude ?
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What's your favorite memory from childhood?
the early 2000s, when everyone was making the worst flash animations imaginable and having a ball
How are you?
Keeping away from that damn Covid
What are the boys up to these days?
Theyre trying to start a band named "Snake Wind "
Can I play WWF No Mercy with you?
That was the absolute worst game I have ever played
why do you have a diaper fetish?
why do you have a toilet fetish
Hah... the trolls out in full force. Or should I say Farce
i am not shitting recently. what is your advice for getting back to shitting? it was better when i was shitting
give yourself a disease
Peanut butter or jelly?
Im here to disscuss the book.
Where can i pick up a football?
dick sporting goods
Did you get fired from Truthpoint?
what's your Animal Crossing island called?
Why do you try so hard?
Show me where im trying hard. Show me exactly it you mother fucker
Is the book ?
Listen I was smoking a blunt in my room when i heard someone oppening the door and threw it out of the window. My grandma was down there and her hair got on fire. When the fireman got there they got high from the smoke and couldn't put out the fire. Did grandma go to Jah's heaven?
Im not here to talk about grandma
Why sell books if you've already become rich and ascended to godhood?
What can I say... I do it for the Fans. Im the worlds Slave
I’m not buying your book?
do you eat ass?
When will you LOG OFF???
why?? What did I do?
Does he love hanging out in his little barrel?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
do u be sittin in your truck? respond promptly
is this Racial ?
How dare you?
I'm allowed to do this
What's the best food?
Hot N Spicy
if you could delete one famous artist (any sort of art, from Michelangelo to Britney Spears) from the public consciousness, who would it be and why?
What are your thoughts on the haters and by any means do you allow them to be your motivators?
i dont like them and the only thing they motivate me to do is run them over with my car
What shall I plant in the especially shady part of my garden?
let the dog shit there
opinion on nutella and strawberry jam?
something a child would eat and get sick
- Will you do a face reveal please?
- How are you handling Truthpoint episodes during an ongoing pandemic?
- Who are your favorite comedians?
- Favorite movie, TV show, cartoon?
- How did you become famous on Twitter?
This is too many. I cant answer these